20052 (ded_on_uhrivel) wrote in 4everland,
20052
ded_on_uhrivel
4everland

tan like a black man

I wrote this rap a while ago with the help of mack an greg and i decided to record it a couple days ago. It sounds pretty good, but i think we might need to put it on the cd secretly, like a hidden track at the end or sumthin, cuz some ppl might find it offensive. anyways, here r the lyrics....

 

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80 degrees

jeeze I neeed sum wata please

look on tha counter

grab ma keys

start up tha bug

rollin like a thug

bitchin wit da honeys

wit lotsa beer ta chug

 

as im working ma way, down tha street

wit two women in tha back makin luv ta stinky pete

and as tha V-Dub bounces, up an down

its hard not to notice, tha springs makin them sounds

 

I drive tha bug right up onta tha sand

An see them fine women tryin ta get tanned

It reminds me of one of them, “hwite” songs

About getting tan, tan like a black man

 

tan like a black man

oh, that’s tan

tan like a black man

don’t get burnt now, don’t get burnt now

 

So I get outa ma car an take a stroll down tha beach

An exercise ma rite ta freedom a speech

I call all tha women bitches

An all tha lil boys hoes

An I told an old lady ta suck ma radiator hose

 

Once I got bored a makin fun a these fools

I kicked a lil kid in his god-given jewels

“a job well-done” I thought in my head

an whipped out a thick slice a gingerbread

 

I was sittin there thinking bout rocky mountain sheep

An 2 minutes lata I was fast asleep

I woke up an felt like an electric frying pan

An looked at myself, I was tan, tan like a black man

 

tan like a black man

oh, that’s tan

tan like a black man

don’t get burnt now, don’t get burnt now

 

so next time your tan, tan like a black man

an your not a member a tha Klu Klux Clan

go hav sum sex, cuz u tha ladies man

an yo big n black now, you a black man

 

 

 

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